links-fine-ass:

philplz:

philhowellsfordan:

crimeovercoffee:

when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just

that photo is fucking terrifying

That photo was on my cereal this morning?

I spent five fuCKNGI MINUTES TRYING TO LAUGH QUIETLY BUT I COULDN’T LoOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE

monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

indie-cinema:

Had to share this @WeHeartIt

avasdemon:

Happy Halloween from Ava’s Demon!!!

can there be a second Halloween since I wasn’t able to do anything this year??

tattooed-disappointment:

bospaladin:

aquaman-andthe-crew:

bospaladin:

Gay boy eats hard noodles

Why did the mention of “gay” have to be added? Why couldn’t it say “Boy eats noodles” or “Eating Raw Noodles” or some shit?

Because he’s gay and he suggested I caption the post that you incredible turd. why do u care

Tumblr will get mad about literally anything

Torture sentece starters

• the dark m!a list i made got a ton of notes so i decided to make one that's a little more fun
• "Stop it! Please!"
• "Stop the pain... I'm begging you."
• "You won't be needing that eye anymore, might as well take it out."
• "No one will save you."
• "Why are you doing this to me?"
• "I will make you suffer."
• "P-please... anything but that..."
• "I won't kill you, I'll do much worse."
• "I won't let you get away with this."
• "No! Stop!"
• "What a mess I've made. Do you know how to get bloodstains out of clothing?"
• "When I'm done with you death will be a blessing."
• "You won't get me to spill so easily."
• "You're insane!"
• "Stop! I'll tell you what you want!"
• "TELL ME!"
• "You look so pathetic sitting there all chained up."
• "Don't bother, the restraints are solid steel."
• "I want to make sure you feel every second of this."
• "I think you can live with a few fingers missing."
• "By the time the police find you they won't be able to tell if your corpse is even human."
• "How does this feel!?"
• "Here's how it's going to work, you tell me what I want or I'll pour this boiling water on you and laugh at your screams."

HMMMM

ant decide if i wanna be spiderman for halloween or pink ranger 

waltdisneyconfessions:

“A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up.”

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand