Torture sentece starters

  • the dark m!a list i made got a ton of notes so i decided to make one that's a little more fun
  • "Stop it! Please!"
  • "Stop the pain... I'm begging you."
  • "You won't be needing that eye anymore, might as well take it out."
  • "No one will save you."
  • "Why are you doing this to me?"
  • "I will make you suffer."
  • "P-please... anything but that..."
  • "I won't kill you, I'll do much worse."
  • "I won't let you get away with this."
  • "No! Stop!"
  • "What a mess I've made. Do you know how to get bloodstains out of clothing?"
  • "When I'm done with you death will be a blessing."
  • "You won't get me to spill so easily."
  • "You're insane!"
  • "Stop! I'll tell you what you want!"
  • "TELL ME!"
  • "You look so pathetic sitting there all chained up."
  • "Don't bother, the restraints are solid steel."
  • "I want to make sure you feel every second of this."
  • "I think you can live with a few fingers missing."
  • "By the time the police find you they won't be able to tell if your corpse is even human."
  • "How does this feel!?"
  • "Here's how it's going to work, you tell me what I want or I'll pour this boiling water on you and laugh at your screams."

HMMMM

ant decide if i wanna be spiderman for halloween or pink ranger 

waltdisneyconfessions:

"A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up."

waltdisneyconfessions:

"A lot of people say that Ariel was the worst Disney Princess to make a mother out of (in her sequel), but if you ask me, she’s one of the best. We get to see her transformation from a young, naive teenage girl to a responsible, mature, concerned adult. She’s still the same Ariel though, still fun and passionate. Just grown up."

809:

why is this so hard for people to understand

its-saya:

MAKOTO PILLOW GIVEAWAY.
You spend to many lonely nights dreaming about Tachibana?
Now you have a chance to hug his soft (too soft) body every night and wake up with him by your side every morning!
Maybe you want to take him to the pool or beach? Here are two sides of Makoto, for you particular situations!
And just look, he has some long and sweet thing in his hands for these hot days!
So all you have to do is:
1) reblog! No follow needed
2) do it as many times, as you want!
3) open your ask box
4) wait till 25 September!

Thank you for being with me!
And yes, I had so much fun writing this post :DD

if cr1tikal were a personality core
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seventhelement:

scibot9000:

I’ve noticed that the way cr1tikal talks kind of resembles an Aperture Science Personality Core

I GLaDOS-ified his voice from this video and I have to say I think it works (aside from my own lazy editing)

sci you are a beautiful fucking human being

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

lacigreen:

onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence

have unfollowed 20+ blogs on here already and i will unfollow anyone else who reblogs nude photos taken NON-CONSENSUALLY from these women.  it is sexual violation (fueled by the objectification of women) and anybody who participates that is the literal scum of the earth

Aisling Song
Bruno Coulais
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its-tuesday-again:

You must go where I cannot,    You must go where I cannot, 
Pangur Ban Pangur Ban,          Pangur Ban Pangur Ban
Nil sa saol seo ach ceo,            There is nothing in this life but mist,
Is ni bheimid beo,                      And we are not alive,
ach seal beag gearr.                 but for a little short spell.

joustinglance:

steampunkworldsfair:

dangerace:

….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.

captain book paint bird?? ok

Captain Twizzler Kiki Turtle, ready to roll. 

joustinglance:

steampunkworldsfair:

dangerace:

….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.

captain book paint bird?? ok

Captain Twizzler Kiki Turtle, ready to roll. 

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